“Join the Army, visit exotic places, meet strange and interesting people, and kill them.”
“Forgiving terrorist is left to God, But fixing their appointment with God is Our responsibility.”
“ The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.”
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Army Day SMS Poem
If i die in a battle zone,
Box me up and send me home,
Put my medals on my chest,
Tell my mom i did my best,
Tell my love no to cry,
Coz i am a Soldier Born to Die.
Box me up and send me home,
Put my medals on my chest,
Tell my mom i did my best,
Tell my love no to cry,
Coz i am a Soldier Born to Die.
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Army Day SMS
Army Joke SMS
An Army soldier and an Air force Lieutenant were taking a piss.
When they had both finished the Army soldier begins to walk toward the door while the Lieutenant heads for the sink.
The Lieutenant cheekily remarks, "Don't they teach you to wash your hands after taking a piss?"
The Army soldier simply replies, "Nope, they teach us not to get piss on our hands."
When they had both finished the Army soldier begins to walk toward the door while the Lieutenant heads for the sink.
The Lieutenant cheekily remarks, "Don't they teach you to wash your hands after taking a piss?"
The Army soldier simply replies, "Nope, they teach us not to get piss on our hands."
Labels:
Army Day SMS,
Army Jokes,
SMS Jokes
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