An Army soldier and an Air force Lieutenant were taking a piss.
When they had both finished the Army soldier begins to walk toward the door while the Lieutenant heads for the sink.
The Lieutenant cheekily remarks, "Don't they teach you to wash your hands after taking a piss?"
The Army soldier simply replies, "Nope, they teach us not to get piss on our hands."
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