Did you hear the one about Arbor Day?
It'll leaf you laughing!
What kind of tree is often found in the kitchen?
A pantry!
Why did you plant a board and nails on Arbor Day?
I was trying to grow a tree house!
What is your favorite type of tree?
A pastry!
What do you call a whole day planting trees ?
Ar bore Day!
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