Sms Have a Nice Day Funny Message

Have u done 2 of the most
important things when u woke up today????
1) Pray , so that u may live long.
2) Take a bath so that other can live long.

Just kidding, wish u have a nice day :)

Funny Army Day Quotes

“Join the Army, visit exotic places, meet strange and interesting people, and kill them.”

“Forgiving terrorist is left to God, But fixing their appointment with God is Our responsibility.”

“ The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.”

Happy Birthday Smile

On your birthday,
I would like to give you
some words of wisdom
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Smile while you still have teeth.

Many many happy returns of the day

Funny Quotations

"Alcohol isn't the answer to all questions", - Swami Vivekanand.
"But if you don't get the answers it helps you forget the questions..!!" - Vijay Mallya.

Father's Day Funny SMS

Pay My Regards To Ur Father Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child, What A Stamina He Has Got..
I Salute Ur Father :-)

Happy Father's Day

Arbor Day Funny Q&A

Did you hear the one about Arbor Day?
It'll leaf you laughing!

What kind of tree is often found in the kitchen?
A pantry!

Why did you plant a board and nails on Arbor Day?
I was trying to grow a tree house!

What is your favorite type of tree?
A pastry!

What do you call a whole day planting trees ?
Ar bore Day!

Funny Text Message For Any Ocassion

Merry Christmas,
Happy New Year,
Happy Easter,
Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween
And Happy Birthday.

Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months.

Funny New Year Message

I know it's a bit early to wish,
but i have got to wish many of
Smart & Good looking people.

So i thought i will start with
Uncles & Aunts first.

Happy New Year

AKA: Happy new year funny sms message, Funny new year sms, Happy new year sms.

All I Want for Christmas is You

If one night you wake up &
A big fat man is trying to put you in a sack.

Please don't be afraid becoz i told Santa
All I want for Christmas is You.

"Merry Christmas"

AKA: Christmas sms, Funny Christmas message, Xmas message, Funny Xmas sms.

Belated Happy Birthday Message

SORRY :o(

I forgot the Most Important Day of the Year...
Your Birthday!
Can you reschedule it for sometime next week? ;-D

"Happy Belated Birthday!"

You B!tch

U are a ...

B. I. T. C. H.


Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny


Are u smiling now?

YOU B!TCH

Friends Forever

When I was born, GOD said,
"Oh No! Another IDIOT".
When you were born, GOD said,
"OH NO! COMPETITION".
Who knew,
one day these Idiots will become
FREINDS FOREVER!

May You Live Long

Many many happy returns of the day.
May you Live long
As Long as more Than Devil.
"Happy Birthday!"

If You Like Me

My Message to the world:
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If you like me,
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Raise your Hands…
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If Not,
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Then raise your standards :-)

When Everything Fails

When Love fails, Emotion work
When Emotions fail, Memories work
When Memories fail, Words work
When everything fails...
Take 90ml Vodka it really works
Cheers