Christmas Shopping

Christmas Joke Sms


Magistrate: What are you charged with?
Prisoner: Doing my Christmas shopping too early.

Magistrate: That's no crime! Just how early were you doing this shopping?
Prisoner: Before the shop opened.

AKA: Christmas sms joke, Xmas joke.
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