Magistrate: What are you charged with?
Prisoner: Doing my Christmas shopping too early.
Magistrate: That's no crime! Just how early were you doing this shopping?
Prisoner: Before the shop opened.
AKA: Christmas sms joke, Xmas joke.
Christmas Shopping
Christmas Joke Sms
Magistrate: What are you charged with?
Prisoner: Doing my Christmas shopping too early.
Magistrate: That's no crime! Just how early were you doing this shopping?
Prisoner: Before the shop opened.
Magistrate: What are you charged with?
Prisoner: Doing my Christmas shopping too early.
Magistrate: That's no crime! Just how early were you doing this shopping?
Prisoner: Before the shop opened.
Labels:
Christmas SMS,
SMS Jokes
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